English saying:defense

The best defense is a good offense.

进攻是最好的防守。

English Joke: Dinner Choices

Dinner Choices

　　A guy is on a trip on a small airline.
　　The stewardess says, "Would you like dinner?"
　　He says, "What are my choices?"
　　She says, "Yes or no."
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new words:
stewardess: the waiter in ship or airplane

English joke: My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player

English joke: My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you're first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"

Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."

"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"

Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy''s father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.

Billy''s father said, "I'm actually an attorney, but how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"

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new words:

1.Whorehouse: whore house. The place of porn. Relative letters:whoredom, the same with whorehouse;whoreson, for curse.

2.attorney:lawyer