joke:The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny
silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.

The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea
what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The
walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The
walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit
up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman
stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

joke: teacher and students

　　A teacher asked a child, "If your mother cuts two oranges and two bananas into ten pieces, what will you get?"
　　And the student said, "Fruit salad!"

the cat lover

One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes.

''I wish I was 21 and beautiful!'' The wish is instantly granted.

''I wish I had a million dollars!'' The wish is granted.

''I wish that my cat here were the most handsome guy in the world and was madly in love with me.'' The wish is granted. The now young lady and her man go inside. They start to cuddle, and the man looks at her.

''Aren't you upset that you had me fixed?''

Joke: now we run!

A priest is walking down the street one day, when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.
However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow, places his hand kindly on the child's shoulder and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
The boy replies, "Now we run!"

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new words:
crouch: Crouching down to the child's level...