9/03/2008

爱你的一百个理由 in English

   1. 因为爱你 所以爱你

    because i love you,so i love you

    2. 因为你爱我 所以我爱你

    because you love me,so i love you

    3. 因为世界上没有人比我更爱你

    because no one in the world love you more than me

    4. 因为无时无刻想著你

    because i miss you every moment

    5. 因为你的温柔体贴

    because of your gentleness and considerate

    6. 因为你的坦白率真

    because of your frankness

    7. 因为你那可爱的笑容

    because of your lovely smile

    8. 因为你那迷人的眼睛

    because of your charming eyes

    9. 因为你的一举一动都让我著迷

    because your every action make me fascinated

    10. 因为你所散发出来的高贵气质

    because of your noble disposition

    11. 因为抱著你的感觉是这么温暖

    because of the warmth when i hold you in my arms

    12. 因为一个人寂寞的时候只有你陪著我

    because only you accompany me when i am lonely

    13. 因为爱你让我充满自信

    because loving you makes me confident

    14. 因为你的任性

    because of your wilfulness

    15. 因为照顾你是我的责任

    because it is my responsibility to look after you

    16. 因为有些是不必说出来你就能明白

    because of something you can understand without my explaination

    17. 因为只有你最了解我的个性

    because only you know of my personality best

    18. 因为只有你能包容我的一切

    because only you can tolerate everything of mine

    19. 因为没有你我就不知该如何活下去

    because i dont know how to continue my life without you

    20. 因为有你我的生活充满快乐

    because of you , my life is full of happines

    21 因为有你情人节才有花可送

    because of having you ,i can send flowers on Valentine

    22 因为所有的花都不及你漂亮

    because no flower is more beautiful than you

    23 因为我眼中只有你一个

    because i only have you in my heart

    24 因为即使海枯石烂我只爱你一个

    the seas may run dry and the rocks crumble,you are the only person i love

    25 因为喜欢过马路时牵著你的感觉

    because i love the feeling of holding your hands,when we cross the road

    26 因为感谢上天赐予我一个独一无二的你

    because thank the god to bestow unique person-you

    27 因为有你我就满足了

    because i am satisfied with you

    28 因为只有你陪我渡过不如意的时候

    because only you accompany me to pass unhappy days

    29 因为时间一分一秒过去爱你的感觉却与日剧增

    because although time passes by minute and second, the sentiments of loving you grow with each passing days

    30 因为我们俩最谈的来

    because we two get along well with each other

    31 因为你让我有保护你的念头

    because you make me have the thought of protecting you

    32 因为初见你的感觉是前所未有的

    because the feeling of seeing you for the first time never existed before

    33 因为你是我的梦中情人

    because you are the lover in my dream

    34 因为一见锺情在我的内心燃烧著

    because the feeling of falling in love at the first sight burns in my heart

    35 因为我是你倾吐心事的对象

    because you are the only person who listens to my mind

    36 因为你让我非常放心

    because you set my mind at ease

    37 因为有你让我对明天充满期待

    because i am full of expection for tomorrow with you

    38 因为我已不再对任何人动心

    because you make me never open my heart to others

    39 因为爱你是最温柔的不自由

    i love you because to me you are a gentle but "no freedom"

    40 因为我俩一起看天看海看日落日出

    because we enjoy the sky, the sea and the sunrise, the sunset together

   41 因为沙滩印著我俩的足迹

    because there are our footprints in the sand beach

    42 因为只有你肯陪我看恐怖片

    because only you like to accompany me to watch horrible movies

    43 因为你曾为感人剧情而哭的淅沥哗啦的

    because you were ever moved to tears by the play

    44 因为我们侧夜长谈分享彼此

    because we talk all night and enjoy each other

    45 因为我们是天生一对

    because we were born of a couple

    46 因为爱过你就好

    because it is fine of experiencing love you

    47 因为只愿等你一个人

    because I only want to wait for you

    48 因为有你我看到美好的未来

    because you make me see the beautiful future

    49 因为有你我看到了其他人羡慕的眼光

    because of having you ,i see the envious sights of others

    50 因为你让我体验了爱情的伟大

    because i experience the great love with you

    51 因为你的善良

    because of your kind heart

    52 因为有我就有你

    because where there is me ,there is you

    53 因为你让我感到身为一个男人的骄傲

    because of you ,i am proud of being a man

    54 因为任何事与爱你抵触者无效

    because nothing will happen,if it is contradict with loving you

    55 因为除了我再也找不到另一个与你相配的男人

    because except me you can't find another perfect match

    56 因为我们俩曾互许终身

    because we ever promised to be life-long companions

    57 因为我们要做七世情人

    because we plan to be lovers of generations

    58 因为我要带你环游世界

    because i will show you around the world

    59 因为我要让每个地方都留下我俩的回忆

    because i want every place to have our two person's memory

    60 因为我要继续写爱你的理由

    because i will continue to write the reasons of loving you

    61 因为我不能放弃爱你的念头

    because i cant give up the ideas of loving you

    62 因为我恨没有早一些认识你

    because i regret not knowing you earlier

    63 因为你让我追的好辛苦

    because it is hard to chase you

    64 因为我要打败其他条件比我好的人

    because i want to defeat all the others of better conditions than me

    65 因为你选择了我

    because you choose me

    66 因为我发誓要好好照顾你

    because i promised to take good care of you

    67 因为我了解你对我的心

    because you know of my heart

    68 因为你喜欢放风筝

    because you love flying kites

    69 因为你的打扮很有个性

    because your make-up has a stong character

    70 因为我有占有你的私心

    because i have the selfish idea of owning you

    71 因为你喜欢打排球

    because you like playing volleyball

    72 因为你喜欢唱歌

    because you like singing songs

    73 因为你的生日快到了

    because your birthday is coming

    74 因为你喜欢看书

    because you like reading books

    75 因为你的开朗

    because of your sanguine disposition

    76 因为我们分隔两地却两心相系

    because we miss each others even if we live in differet places

    77 因为身边有你的欢笑

    because of your cheerful smile around me

    78 因为你喜欢贝壳

    because you love seashells

    79 因为一颗心只能爱你一个

    because one heart can only love you one

    80 因为没有人痴的像我

    because no one is infatuated like me

    81 因为你的心将我淹没了

    because i am addicted in your love

    82 因为有你我就不孤单

    because of you ,i am not lonely any more

    83 因为上辈子我们在一起

    because last generation we were lovers

    84 因为爱你是我甜蜜的负担

    because loving you is my sweet burden

    85 因为你我拒绝了其他的仰慕者

    because we two reject others

    86 因为我的朋友都叫我要好好的把握

    because my friends ask me to hold it well

    87 因为不爱你实在太过分了

    because not loving you is excessive

    88 因为不爱你实在太对不起自己了

    because i feel sorry for myself,if i don't love you

    89 因为不爱你我的朋友会打我

    because my friends will beat me ,if i don't love you

    90 因为我的目标只有一个...爱你

    because i only have one aim-love you

    91 因为说了那么多爱你的理由我不得不爱你

    because i have said so many reasons of loving you,i have to love you

    92 因为我渴望101次求婚的结局

    because i am eager to the result of the 101 proposal

    93 因为我期待每一个明天的到来

    because i expect the coming of every tomorrow

    94 因为我喜欢等你电话的感觉

    because i love the feeling of waiting for your telephones

    95 因为我有千千万万的理由爱你

    because i have thousands of reasons for loving you

    96 因为我只选择最爱你的一百个理由

    because i only choose these one hundred reasons to show my best love to you

    97 因为我特地在情人节这一天对你表白

    because i chose specially to assert my love to you on Valentine's Day

    98 因为我已经写的很累了

    because i feel very tired when i write here

    99 因为我要向世界大声说

    because i want to announce to the world loudly

    100 因为我爱你!!!

    because i love you!!

9/01/2008

Joke:NO SEX TONIGHT!

  I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
  much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
  never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
  
  FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
  bed.
  
  Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
  like it, I just want you to hold me."
  
  I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
  
  So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
  "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
  to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
  by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
  the bedroom?"
  
  Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
  
  The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
  her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
  unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
  several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
  take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
  compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
  went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
  earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
  one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
  she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
  tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
  She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
  Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
  dear, let's go to the cashier."
  
  I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
  like it."
  
  Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
  WHAT?"
  
  I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
  just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
  your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
  was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
  not for the things I buy you?"
  
  Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.