Theme song of "Kongfu panda": Kongfu frighting

Theme song of "Kongfu panda": Kongfu frighting
《功夫熊猫》主题曲：功夫英雄
翻译：天山2003(http://engbook.blogspot.com)

Everybody is kung fu fighting
Your mind becomes fast as lighting
Althrough the future is a little bit fright'ning
It's the book of your life that you're writing

每人都是功夫英雄
你的思路飞快似电
虽然前路有点危险
你在书写你的人生

You are a natural
Why is it so hard to see
Maybe it's just because
You keep on looking at me

你本天性自然
为何难觅自己
也许当局者迷
你只盯着我看

The journey's a lonely one
So much more than we know
But sometimes you've got to go
Go on and be your own hero

路途孤独遥远
充满未知危险
但你必须出发
成为自己的英雄

Everybody is kung fu fighting
Your mind becomes fast as lighting
Althrough the future is a little bit fright'ning
It's the book of your life that you're writing

每人都是功夫英雄
你的思路飞快似电
虽然前路有点危险
你在书写你的人生

You're a diamond in the rough
A brilliant ball of clay
You could be a work of art
If you just go all the way

你是天然璞玉
未曾烧炼的泥土
你是艺术杰作
只要坚持你的路

Now what would it take to break
I believe that you can bend
Now only do you have to fight
But you have got to win

还有什么需要打破
我知道你能走过
只需继续战斗
你早注定要赢

Cause everybody is kung fu fighting
Your mind becomes fast as lighting
Althrough the future is a little bit fright'ning
It's the book of your life that you're writing

因为每人都是功夫英雄
你的思路飞快似电
虽然前路有点危险
你在书写你的人生

You're a diamond in the rough
A brilliant ball of clay
You could be a work of art
If you just go all the way

你是天然璞玉
未曾烧炼的泥土
你是艺术杰作
只要坚持你的路

Now what would it take to break
I believe that you can bend
Now only do you have to fight
But you have got to win

还有什么需要打破
我知道你能走过
只需继续战斗
你早注定要赢

Cause everybody is kung fu fighting
Your mind becomes fast as lighting
Althrough the future is a little bit fright'ning
It's the book of your life that you're writing

因为每人都是功夫英雄
你的思路飞快似电
虽然前路有点危险
你在书写你的人生

《功夫熊猫》经典语录

Kongfu panda's words.
《功夫熊猫》经典语录(附简译）

1.One meets its destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

2.Your mind is like this water, my friend , when it is agitated ,it
becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer
becomes clear.

3.Quit? don't quit. Noodles? don't noodles.

4.You are too concerned with at once and what will be .
Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery, and Today is a Gift:
That's why we call it----the Present.

5.There are no accidents

6.Shifu: ...but there are things we can control .
I can control when the fruit will fall...
And I can control What time to seed!

7.Tortoise:
Yes, but no matter what you do, That seed will grow to be a peach
tree. You may wish for an Apple or an orange,But you will get a peach.
Shifu: But peache can not defeate Tai Lung!
Tortoise: Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it , to nuture it ,
to believe in it .

8.
Shifu: Why didn't you quit ? you know I was trying to get rid of you
but you stayed!
Po: 　　Yes ,I stayed .
I stayed ,because every time you threw up brick on the head or
said I smelled ,it hurts.
　　But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me !
　　I stayed ,because I thought .. If anyone could change me , could
make me not me ,
　　it was you -- the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China!

9.　　I'm sorry things didn't work out …
　　It's just what it's meant to be
　　Paul ,forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits.
　　We are Noodle folk
　　Broth runs deep through our veins

10.　　The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is...nothing.
　　To make something special ,you just have to believe it's special.

11. Tortoise's words:
You eat when you are upset.
There are not accidents.
No news are good or bad.
You just need to believe.
You must believe.

12. Shifu's words:
You must continue your journey without me.
Internal peace, harmony and foucs.

13. Furious five's words:
We are not trying to stop you, but coming with you！

14. Po's father's words:
We all have our places in the world.
There is not secret ingredients.

15.Po's words:
Because i am THE fat panda.
If he believes in himself, he can do anything.

Some translations:

1.往往在逃避命运的路上，却与之不期而遇
2.你的思想就如同水，我的朋友，当水波摇曳时，很难看清，不过当它平静下来，答案就清澈见底了。
3.放弃，不放弃。做面条，不做面条。你太在乎过去是怎样,将来会怎样了。有句谚语说得好，昨日之日不可留，明日之日未可知，今日之日胜现金。这就是为什么叫做"现金"了。
4.昨天是历史了，明天还是未知，但今天是礼物，所以今天才叫present（有"现在"和"礼物"的意思）。
5.存在即合理
6.师傅：但有些事情我们可以控制，我可以控制果实何时坠落，我还可以控制在何处播种。
7.乌龟：是啊 不过无论你做了什么，那个种子还是会长成桃树，你可能想要苹果 或桔子，可你只能得到桃子，那个种子还是会长成桃树。
　　师傅：可桃子不能打败太郎。
　　乌龟：也许它可以的 ,如果你愿意引导它、滋养它、相信它。
8.你不能走，真的武士决不会退却
　　师傅：那你为什么不退出呢? 你知道我一直想把你赶走，可你还是留下来了。
　　阿宝：是啊，我留下来了。
　　我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头，或说我难闻，这很伤我的心。
　　可最伤我心的是，我每天努力练习，却还是这个我。
　　我留下来，因为我以为，
　　如果还有人能改变我，
　　能让我焕然一新，
　　那就是你--
　　中国最伟大的功夫师傅！
9. 阿宝，天不遂人愿，况且这本不是天意，阿宝，忘了其它的事情，你的使命一直都在向你召唤。
　　我们是面条家族，
　　血管中流着面汤。
10.我私家汤的绝密食材，就是……什么都没有。认为它特别，它就特别了。

JOKE:I bet I know what it is...

On the last day of kindergarten, the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son gave her a box. She hook it, held it up, and said,

 "I bet I know what it is. Is it flowers?" 

"That's right!" said the boy. 

Then the candy store owner's son gave her his package. She shook it, held it up, and said, 

"I bet I know what it is. Is it a box of candy?"

 "That's right!" said the boy. 

Next the liquor store owner's son handed her his box. She shook it, held it up, and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. 

"I bet I know what it is. Is it wine?"

 "No," 

said the boy. She touched another drop to her tongue. 

"Is it Champagne?"

 "No," 

said the boy. 

"I give up. What is it?"

 The boy grinned:

"A puppy!" 

JOKE:be my light,be my guide

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, 

"George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"

 George replied, 

"God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on when I pee, and then poof! the light goes off when I'm done."

 "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!" 

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. 

"Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! the light goes off?" 

George's wife exclaimed,

 "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!".